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Wembley’s too expensive anyway

Yes, we were dire and priority remains being at worst 17th. We’re told we’re safe, and it’s pretty difficult to disagree, but I won’t truly be comfortable until the maths say so. The added bonus of the cup run was exactly that and Bolton and Stoke have extra games now to pick up injuries and what have you, we don’t. Bright side an’all that.

Leicester used the ball better, we couldn’t string five passes together and everyone appeared to be on their own wavelength. Some could barely be bothered to string together five paces. Morison especially so, he even set the tone early on by firing lazily over the bar when even Barnett would have been annoyed not to at least hit the target.

Could the notable cameo(s) from Wilbraham slip Morison down the pecking order? Unlikely, but if Wilbraham had missed the amount of good chances Morsion has this season we’d never hear the end of it. Wilbraham couldn’t have done any more than he did when he came on. He won nearly every ball with good flick-ons or control, chased defenders down and nearly snatched an equaliser.

This isn’t a knee-jerk overreaction resulting from yesterday. Morison’s first touch is never good, and he’s wasteful both in front of goal and holding the ball up. I never fancy him to slot it home when the ball’s on the floor. In front of goal in the air, yes, he’s a threat. You can make up for your shortcomings by visibly putting in the effort, Jackson and Holt do it but the same could never be said of Morison.

Talking of rubbish first touches, Barnett was equally poor. For me he’s behind Martin as our fifth choice centre-back, and no doubt sixth choice when Bennett properly arrives. Granted, he’s good at getting in the way, but a thinking defender he aint. Maybe we’ve been spoiled by the Zak, Ayala and Ward, but Barnett is truly atrocious with the ball anywhere near his feet. He’s our clumsiest defender too, and we all know we’ve had too many of them the past few years.

But despite all this, we’ll have a changed back four and we’re going to get something against Manyoo.


S-whatever

So it’s back across the border to them there in Wales. Hopefully there’ll be no bricks through any coach windows, but Holt appears to have ignited that again. But anyway.

As pointed out over on Holtamania, a Swansea win puts them above us in the league. And that’s annoying. Mainly, because we will then – however temporarily- lose the ability to counter the sickly love-in for Swansea with a “Yeah but just look at the league table.” Continue reading


Jonny’s a Good’un

So we’ve finally had it made official, Howson’s finally confirmed. The rumoured £750k plus add ons is a bit of a bargain, but then Leeds weren’t exactly in a position to barter for a higher price. Out of contract at the end of the season, and the little problem going by the name of Ken Bates. Their loss is very much our gain.

Our midfield appears to have most corners covered now, we have the bruiser, the maestro, the snapping runner and the string-puller. And one, soon to be two, young’uns out learning their trade. But of course if Howson’s now ex, much rumoured team-mate was interested I’m sure we could make room for him.

This blog was started with the main aim of sarcastically rambling about the goings-on at Carra but it’s becoming increasingly more difficult to fulfill that. Especially when we’re signing excellent young players to add to our good young squad. We’ll plough on nevertheless.

Presumably the only player who won’t be thrilled with the signing of Howson is the unrecognisable Andrew Crofts. He’s found himself on the periphery, enough time to grow some hair no less. An all-action midfielder coming through the doors is only going to knock him down a notch again.

Johnson appears to be Lambert’s go to guy, despite Crofts and Fox seeming to be a better fit. Fox and Howson sounds even better, mind. Johnson battling and presence seemingly makes up for his deficiencies elsewhere. And no doubt one of hits will go in sooner or later. The law of averages rule this universe, you know.

Talking of players being due one, Coventry away seems a long time ago now. There’s a bouncing ball with Fox’s name on it, surely. Then again, that’s exactly what Howson’s here for.


Pressure, Not Like We Know It

Losing 0-4 to Franchise FC has made me realise something. I would hate to be a footballer. Not only because I have an aversion to running due to chronic laziness (Jan Molby was more mobile than I on the football pitch), but the pressure on performing is inestimable.

If/when I have a bad day at the office, not too many people notice. But stick on a yellow shirt and you’ve drawn an end to the world with every misplaced pass. The pressure we pin to these players is absurd, but it’s impossible to stop.

We place so much pressure on them to do what is basically their job that it is a feeling we will never experience or comprehend. Bad days in their job can be impossible to recover from. Unlike us. We don’t have to suffer the wrath of thousands upon thousands, even if in the grand scheme of things the error, bad performance, lapse, off-the-cuff comment is nothing more than a momentary blip.

Granted, they’re compensated handsomely.

Working in the press-room must be just as tough, but they’re lacking the adequate compensation. They are nothing more than a PR company with frills on, but they have the same eagle-eyes on them, every move dissected.

They’re looking after their brand, what’s best for them goes and obviously, their feathers are ruffled. But there has to be more to their latest statement than meets the eye, more than simply the fact that the ‘goalposts were moved’ around the same time of Dion’s blooper.

Yet on the face of it, it’s a lovers tiff. Saying sorry and explaining will get them off the sofa and back into the bed.

But McNally’s shrewd, there must be an ulterior motive, he has shown himself to be pretty adept at doing what’s right for our football club. He’s got my backing.

Blind faith? Who knows. Too much credit? Not sure.

I do know not to believe what I read in the press.


Who To Join Us

Cartoon of Norwich City fanThe play-offs have left me in something of a pickle. Which is never somewhere anyone wants to be. Unless you like pickles, you’re Eric or are indeed a pickle. None of which applies to me.

So now I’ve got your attention with such a ridiculous intro, I’ll explain my predicament. Pickle, wisely I thought, evicted there as I didn’t think you’d appreciate the phrase “explain my pickle”. I digress, I’m rooting for Reading in the play-offs. Simple enough, except they have a player who is numero uno in my list of wanted players.

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This Ain’t Over

You may, or more likely may not, have noticed that there has been nothing but a faint crackling on the Future’sBleak radio waves recently. And there’s a very good reason for it. In fact there aren’t many better reasons for me not to have been wasting your precious time. I’ve had no reason to vent my spleen.

This was all compounded during the Bristol City game at Fortress Carra. Simeon Jackson, faultless in terms of endeavour, effort and other not-necessarily-beginning-with-e adjectives, missed a guilt-edge chance. And got applauded. Applauded. The whole of Carrow Road doing their best to give the little Canadian a bit more heart.

This on top of the best atmospheres I can remember, away at the Walkers. The crowd reaction Monday echoed that on the pitch to Wilbraham’s goal at Leicester, a strong team bond all headed in the same direction. Together. (Click here for a very good blog on that very point courtesy of the Pinkun). The new Norwich way, is this?

While the teams in the mix were leaving second-place for one-another, City have taken the mantle and sit in pole -well, second position. Not that this is going to be a Bahrain-esque procession to the flag, more Spa in the autumn rain then sun then rain then sun then rain then sun then hail and you get the picture.
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I Donny Think So

Just when you think this season has had it’s fair share of crazy this season, Donny have brought in a note to try skip PE this week.

After shipping six at home to Ipswich and then a respectable three at Swansea, Doncaster have tried- in their words or to the effect- to do the rest of the Championship a favour by attempting to call off their trip to Fortress Carra. Lack of numbers, they claim.

They say having only 13 senior outfield players to pick from is unfair to the rest of the Championship by being forced to take such a depleted squad to a promotion chaser. Yet they did the exact same thing to Swansea just three days ago and humbly took a three-nil defeat without a shot in anger. And last time I checked, it only takes 11 to play football. We could even have a game of rugby league, they of all teams should know that.

But isn’t this what a youth system is for? Worst come to worst stick a youth player on the bus if need be. Were Donny in League One or Two they would go to their games regardless, fielding a goat at right back if they need to to fill a shirt.
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